We need humor about this election in 2008

So John McCain can't remember how many houses he has!  It's not his fault.  He had the number written down but he left it in his other plane.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president
of the United States, please pay attention. - author unknown
  "Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging
to life." -Jay Leno     "Palin has five kids?  Doesn't anyone in that party understand the
concept of pulling out?" -Bill Maher

Abraham Lincoln A Comedian, Who Knew?   A woman is the only thing that I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.   How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
Four.  Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.   If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?   If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.   It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.   No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.   Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.   Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.   When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.   He also said,   We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.   all quotes by Abraham Lincoln...

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