THIS IS TRUE- Man attacks cops with his, um, penis
Friday, March 17, 2006
By Eric Herman
Staff writer
Sun-Times News Group
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Before Chicago cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them — his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said.
Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. Fik told paramedics that he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, police Sgt. Edward Dolan said.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," Dolan said.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis later Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to a hospital spokesman, who declined to comment further.
Fik is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, police said.
Dolan said officers arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports that he was smashing car windows. Fik then broke into a house down the block, and several officers assembled in front of the house, whose occupants were not home, Dolan said.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his penis, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives ... and started throwing knives at the police officers who were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
He said Fik also threw his penis during the confrontation, went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives."
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers tried to restrain him, he said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success rate is usually pretty good," Bales said.
Sun-Times News Group
my commentary:
and his gf is in poland? probably an internet relationship....lol
what a dick(oops less)head!
'nuff said
peace (that's PEACE, not PIECE.....lol) out
By Eric Herman
Staff writer
Sun-Times News Group
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Before Chicago cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them — his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said.
Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. Fik told paramedics that he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, police Sgt. Edward Dolan said.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," Dolan said.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis later Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to a hospital spokesman, who declined to comment further.
Fik is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, police said.
Dolan said officers arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports that he was smashing car windows. Fik then broke into a house down the block, and several officers assembled in front of the house, whose occupants were not home, Dolan said.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his penis, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives ... and started throwing knives at the police officers who were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
He said Fik also threw his penis during the confrontation, went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives."
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers tried to restrain him, he said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success rate is usually pretty good," Bales said.
Sun-Times News Group
my commentary:
and his gf is in poland? probably an internet relationship....lol
what a dick(oops less)head!
'nuff said
peace (that's PEACE, not PIECE.....lol) out
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